Recently, when I was having one of my meltdowns a male, who shall remain nameless, shoved my head in his armpit.
I, of course, began whaling him. Not that it did me much good. I’m 5’2″ and he’s 6’2″.
I asked or maybe screamed a little, “What are you doing?”
He replied, “Calming you down. Male musk has a calming affect on females.”
“Do I look calm?”
“If you would just let biology work.”
“I’m going to let anatomy work if you ever do that again.”